Whit's Wit

Every time my status says I'm going to be positive, make improvements or attempt to stop a bad habit, something always happens and my plans are sabotaged.  I have but one explanation:  The Devil has a Facebook and he is stalking me! 

I wonder if he has Google Plus yet?

(P.S. I had my first suspicions of his presence about a month ago - when all those FB changes were made in the middle of the night.  Surely that HAD TO BE the work of the Devil!!!)

Whit's Wit

I wonder why the Three Little Pigs didn't use cheese grits to hold their houses together?  Grits certainly CEMENT themselves to my breakfast bowl!