Monday, July 11, 2011

Whit's Wit

I think I've mentioned before that my Husband is a Grand Champion Snorer.  The other night my Husband had fallen asleep on his back while I was still awake reading.  Normally I have to wake him up to roll over, but he miraculously awoke and rolled over by himself.  In an effort to applaud his thoughtfulness, the following conversation took place:

Me:  "Oh, you are rolling over without my making you!  Yay!!"
Gary:  "Yes.  I am rolling over so I won't snore so loudly, and to make it easier for you to KISS MY ASS!"



The Honeymoon is over.

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