Just Like a Man!
When Jake was a little puppy (not to say that he was ever physically little) he was a bit of a chewer. He started off small with flip flops and tennis shoes, and then worked his way up. Since I had never owned an inside dog before, I left it to my Husband to do all the disciplining. This is how it went:
Chew up flip flops -Bad Dog scolding
Chew up tennis shoes - stern Bad Dog scolding
Chew off side of kitchen table - a couple of stern Bad Dog scoldings and a very apparent cold shoulder
Chew off side of kitchen bench - repeat of above
Chew a GIANT HOLE in the kitchen linoleum - a 'how did you manage that??" lots of stern Bad Dog scoldings, very apparent frigid shoulder AND no belly rub.
Chew up the TV remote - and Jake spends the night locked outside.
MEN.
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