Monday, June 20, 2011

Whit's Wit

My best Girlfriend and I were meeting a co-worker for lunch one day.  She and he had flirted on the phone for months, but had never met since he lived out of state.  We had all agreed on dining our favorite Mexican restaurant. Before he arrived  I asked my friend what she was planning on having for lunch and she replied: "Well, if he is good looking I'm going to have a chicken quesadilla because those aren't very messy to eat.  I don't want to embarrass myself by getting food all over me!"

Well, our friend shows up and we chat for a few minutes and I turn to my friend and ask again:  "What you are having for lunch?"  Her reply?  "I'm having the NACHOS!!" 

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