Wait.....WHAT?

Times are hard nowadays.  People have learned  to think outside of the box to make money.  But to turn a phone book into a LAPTOP - and sell it for $400? (OK,  ALLEGED attempt to sell)  That takes SKILLZ....

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/02/cops_man_tried_to_sell_phone_b.html

What makes this even better is that the phone book and FedEx shipping boxes are FREE!  His overhead was minuscule!  Better luck next time...