It's FAMILY FRIDAY!! This one goes waaaaay back to when my Brother and Sister-in-Law were married. (Luckily they are still friends so they can hurt me together.)
My SIL woke my Brother up one night screaming "WHY DID YOU JUST BITE ME?" He looked at her in sleepy amazement, realized what had happened and, after he stopped laughing, told her: "I was dreaming I was eating a Martin's chili dog. I took a bite and, you know how there's so much chili it falls off? Well, I took one more QUICK bite to get it all!" Yup - that quick bite was her ELBOW!
Next time I'll tell you about him driving his 18 wheeler (Mom's couch) in his sleep....
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