TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan "accidentally" almost walked out wearing a diamond earring she had been trying on earlier. This at the same store who has accused her of stealing a $2,500 necklace days later. It's reported that she actually left her own more expensive earring on the counter - which leads one to believe she is just forgetful and it was all just a big mistake - right?
I always pull for the under dog, so I really do hope this has just been one giant "oops". Why would she need to steal a $2,500 anything? It certainly isn't because she can't afford it. If it was for grins and giggles - well, I think if she'd already failed in stealing the earring, why go back to the same store to try it again? Why not go down the street to another jeweler....it's Beverly Hills for goodness sake - they have as many jewelry stores as they do Starbucks. (Can you buy diamonds in Starbucks now?? hmmmm...)
Intentional or not - I believe in Divine Intervention. Ms. Lohan is spinning out of control and if it's not grand theft it will just be something else. My suggestion to her is this: Break all ties with your family and 'friends'. Hire a strong-willed pseudo Mom and Daddy in a small town (paying them only a middle class wage so they won't be tainted by money) - and let them get you clean and sober and show you what a real family is supposed to be like. Go to college, learn to do something besides acting. Do some daily chores. Volunteer somewhere. Put all your money in a Trust that you can't access until you are clean. PRAY.
Or maybe just go talk to Heath Ledger, John Belushi, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson....oh, wait....
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